They’re not big, they’re not scary, and they’re not part of a rational universe. (And I’m talking about a “rational” universe that includes some crazy priest dude who decided to turn his teeth into an artifact.)
It’s like someone decided “Hey, what if we could get a giant bottle of hand sanitizer to levitate?!? And we made it shaped like a hubcap! And we put spikes on the bottom! And the hubcap is made of bread dough! And instead of sanitizing your hands, it would stink ‘em up! Just like that novelty chewing gum I read about in the back of Aqua-Man #172!”
Flumph. Remember, people, there’s a REASON it rhymes with “Hmph.”
In this installment of Gen Con Random Encounters, I face off against game design guru MONTE COOK.
It’s like 16 rounds of PSIONIC COMBAT — only there’s NO POWER POINTS, no FURIOUS FLIPPING through the appendix to figure out what an Ego Whip does, and NOBODY STANDING AROUND wondering why we don’t just beat the thing to death with an axe.
Plus, we use words and not telepathy. -A decided ADVANTAGE for those of you who aren’t telepathic. (Sorry, Children of Gith, gotta broaden the fan base.)