HELLO GAMERS, I’m Bill Cavalier and I’m here to help YOU get the MOST out of YOUR game. Your DM probably has a life coach. Why can’t your character?
I’M HERE TO FULFILL THAT NEED.
So if you’re struggling with a killer DM, or an overwhelming array of character choices, or maybe another clueless player who doesn’t know enough to bring the proper snacks to the game, drop me a line.
But remember: There ARE stupid questions. This consultation is gratis, and The Cavalier does NOT waste his time on half-elven shenanigans. Only those dilemmas that rise to the level of ADVENTURE will be addressed.
So make sure you’ve put on your big-boy pants before you send me a question.