The OVERLY Critical Hit Deck!

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Gamers, people often ask me: What do I do when I’m in the THICK OF COMBAT and I roll a one?

My answer: I’ll let you know when I find out.

But when OTHER people in my party roll a one, do I froth? Do I rage?

NO. I simply pull a card from my OVERLY Critical Hit Deck and hand it to them.

It tells them EXACTLY how I feel. Sometimes it even has a “fun” in-game mechanical “reward” for all that wasted effort and monumental suckitude.

overly-critical-card-stillmissThese 45 cards are designed to share your deepest feelings and frustrations with your fellow players in the most passive-aggressive way possible. There are even NINE BLANK CARDS so you can truly personalize your group experience.

So download my OVERLY Critical Hit Deck and put a little more BASTARD in your DUNGEON today!

GAME ON.

*gavelsmash*thunderclap*KA-POW*

-BILL CAVALIER

 

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6 Responses to The OVERLY Critical Hit Deck!

  1. Tetsubo says:

    I like this card I just read ” What?! A fighter with no arms swings a sword better then that!!”

  2. Madison says:

    These are amazing! :D Also, that lawful badass shirt is da bomb.

  3. Mike says:

    These are fantastic!

    For one of the blanks, you need a ‘Even the Halfling Bard is laughing at you…’

  4. Mike says:

    Blank option [2]. “I think your next action should be ‘Greater Enraged Seppuku’, don’t you?”

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