Look, at some point you’re going to pick up an adventure and the boxed text is going to INSIST that you role-play. You can’t help it, it’s just one of those inevitable pitfalls – kinda like the fact that pretty much every fountain has a water weird in it.
It can be a daunting task to find the character’s voice.
Fortunately, the Dungeon Bastard is here to lend a hand!
-Just remember I get an even split of the loot from killing that water weird.