The Trouble With Success

The Dungeon Master’s Guide has some great rules for attracting followers and building a castle.

Unfortunately, it has no advice on how to DEFEND that castle from the inevitable onslaught of your DM’s jealousy-filled rage.

Well the Dungeon Bastard is here to help.

LOAD THE GNOME PRISONERS INTO THE TREBUCHETS!!

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2 Responses to The Trouble With Success

  1. Ossomer says:

    the obscure but official term for gnomes used as ammo in a siege weapon is “gnomeshot.”

    example: “Load the halfling cannon with gnomeshot!”

    The halfling cannon, of course, is exactly what it sounds like; potato smell and all

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