As my good friend Alegaard Mountainstance once told me, “There no problem ya kanna solve with a lotta ale or a liddle whack a’ the axe.”
I told him, “Quit with the phony accent and LET’S GET TO KILLING TROLLS.”
Dwarves. How can you go wrong?
-BY CHOOSING ANOTHER RACE.



Will there be a dragonborn profiling video, or is that race hated so much people just ignore it?
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