The Dungeon Bastard’s Guide to Racial Profiling — Half-Elves

If you want definitive proof that playing a half-elf is ridiculous, consider the fact that I had to demonstrate the point using sock puppets.

That’s right, SOCK PUPPETS.

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6 Responses to The Dungeon Bastard’s Guide to Racial Profiling — Half-Elves

  1. Rubberduck says:

    Like a gnome?

  2. JeninCanada says:

    Bah ha ha! *Grump grump*

  3. Terry says:

    Where did the third hand come from?!

  4. Qumster says:

    I have to throw the DarkSun card in again; there are actually half-dwarves, but WotC botched them, despite their half-cool heritage, by giving them the most ridiculous race name in RPG history – MUL.

    Apart from that, it is funny how genes of dwarves and humans mix accorrding to their picture….they get as large as humans, have dwarven-like bonuses, but NOT A SINGLE FRIGGIN HAIR on their bodies! Not even thinking of beards! Arrrrrgh!

    Most players won’t even bother to read the first 10 lines of the race’s description after they saw the artwork and the name, I think.

  5. Jacob says:

    There actually is a half-dwarf. It’s called a Mul.

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