Category Archives: The Bastard Answers!
Why do owlbears get so much love? FIND OUT: And, as an ADDED BONUS click here to download the Official OWLBEAR Ringtone MP3!
Some people try to live their lives by the Shatnerian tenets of “Ham It Up” and “When In Doubt, Throw A Styrofoam Boulder.” Me, I try to live my life by the Bastardian tenets of “Boulder It Up” and “When … Continue reading
The basic premise of D&D is: I KILL MONSTERS AND TAKE THEIR STUFF! But what if their stuff turns out to be 6 copper pieces, some broken clay pots, and a 3-charge wand of wonder? Hey, if your DM is … Continue reading
Summer’s here and that means one thing: it’s time to go inside and play games with a bunch of sweaty nerds before the evil, evil sun burns you with its vile rays! But finding yourself at a new table full … Continue reading
Some people think I’m all flair — that the dapper t-shirts and snazzy sweatbands are only there because I like to DRESS to IMPRESS. While that’s true, they also serve a more functional purpose…
Sometimes, your party gets in trouble. Sometimes, you have to run away. And sometimes, when you’re running away, you have to make hard choices.
Look, it’s well-documented that I don’t believe in role-playing. It only causes trouble. CASE IN POINT:
Is it ever too late to pick up gaming? As a PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURE COACH, I issue a firm “OF COURSE NOT!” and give you some helpful tips on how to start.
Back in old-school AD&D, if you rolled a 00 if the very final stages of character creation, you got PSIONICS — one of the most complicated, arcane, and (largely) useless rules subsystems ever grafted onto the game. So naturally, someone … Continue reading
Want to know how the other half lives? Well, it’s true — the grass IS greener. It’s also covered in contact poison.