Category Archives: Gaming

The OVERLY Critical Hit Deck!

Gamers, people often ask me: What do I do when I’m in the THICK OF COMBAT and I roll a one? My answer: I’ll let you know when I find out. But when OTHER people in my party roll a … Continue reading

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Ask the Bastard – XP

GAMERS, do you EARN experience points or does your RAT BASTARD DM just IGNORE your GLORIOUS EFFORTS and arbitrarily AWARD you levels at his stingy, piteous whim?? Check out this LATEST installment of ASK THE BASTARD as I go DEEP … Continue reading

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Ask the Bastard – PRESTIGE CLASSES

Some people see the core rules as SACRED and don’t bother with all the friddle-fraddle of those convoluted Prestige Classes. OTHER people see Prestige Classes as the ideal way to refine and fulfill their vision of a truly unique and … Continue reading

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GameHole Con 2013 RECAP

…wherein I emerge from the GameHole a stronger, better bastard. Gamers, last week was the inaugural GameHoleCon in Madison, Wisconsin and let’s GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY right off the bat: yeah, “GameHole” is an awkward name with some … Continue reading

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Kickstarting the World’s WORST Dungeon Crawl!

HELLO, GAMERS.  Today I am proud to announce the launch of my latest project, The World’s WORST Dungeon Crawl! It’s part adventure, part live event, and ALL AWESOME. With your support I will start with a cliched “Save the Princess” premise, … Continue reading

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Introducing… DUNGEON Feeelings.

Gentle greetings, my fellow hobby gaming enthusiasts. Today I humbly announce the first in my new line of role-playing games, DUNGEON Feeelings™ — a unique exploration of your character’s vibrant inner life, through the use of therapeutic interaction, extended deep-chakra … Continue reading

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Gen Con 2012: Your Guide To All Things Bastardly

SOUND THE HORN OF VALHALLA! It’s time once again for the annual Gathering of the Gamers: GEN CON! I’m proud to announce that once again I will be prowling all four days of this exorbitant celebration of gamer geekery. LET’S BREAK … Continue reading

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A Tribute To Gary Gygax

Gary Gygax was born on this date in 1938. Sir, we salute you.

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Epic Trick Or Treat

If you show up at the door to MY house, you better be ready to save vs. petrification. More pics after the cut…

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The Dungeon Bastard’s Credo

Let it hereby be resolved THAT:   1) EXCELLENT GAMING IS EXCELLENT LIVING. The creativity and problem-solving skills you develop in an imaginary world transfer directly to the real one. You already own the best magic item you’ll ever find: … Continue reading

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