HELLO, GAMERS. Today I am proud to announce the launch of my latest project, The World’s WORST Dungeon Crawl! It’s part adventure, part live event, and ALL AWESOME.
With your support I will start with a cliched “Save the Princess” premise, and assemble a Frankenstein’s monster of hackneyed encounters, odious PCs, and completely predictable plot twists. Then I zap that morbid hulk with 1.6 gigawatts of DUNGEON BASTARD GUSTO and the next thing you know, you’re getting punched in the face by the twin slam attacks of the MAXIMUM FUN GOLEM.
You can get all the details at the Kickstarter page, but I want to highlight a few things:
First of all this is a REAL ADVENTURE, not just some lame joke parody thing. Yeah, it’s got halflings with goofy names (Ed. Note: REDUNDANT) and the plot is COMPLETELY predictable, but the intent is to make a dungeon crawl so over-the-top cliched, it blows the hinges off the Secret Door of Suckitude and drops you down a sliding chute to the Treasure Chamber of Awesome. So trust me, you won’t find a Star Trek room or a bunch of Justin Bieber references. I may be the Dungeon Bastard, but even I wouldn’t do that to you.
Second, I’m using homebrew rules, but if you’ve played any variant of the standard fantasy RPG, you’ll have no problem integrating this into your own game.
Finally, we have some GREAT rewards for the casual fan and even more terrific stuff for all you BADASS DUNGEON CRUSHERS out there.
For starters, the $25 level gives you an HD download of the event, a PDF of the adventure AND the Genius Guide to Horrifically Overpowered Feats from Super Genius Games.
At the $50 level, not only do you get a copy of the live event on DVD, you also get a PDF of the Official Dungeon Bastard ULTIMATE DICE TOWER from Fat Dragon Games AND a pair of LAWFUL BADASS sweatbands.
Speaking of Badassitude, have you lusted for your very own LAWFUL BADASS t-shirt? This campaign marks the first time they’re available.
Does this game sound like so much fun, you HAVE to get in?
Here’s the deal: the location we’re looking at has ~200 seats. You want a guaranteed in, the Dwarven Paladin level secures you a chair. You want VIP seating? The MAXOTAUR level does the job. You want the best seat of ALL — one AT the table? You, sir or fine madam, should pledge at the CHROMATIC DRAGON level. And two lucky MAXOTAUR backers in attendance will be drawn for spots in the game as well.
After that, it’s a crapshoot who gets into the room.
I want you there because I think this is going to be a blast and as we all know, there’s nothing better than gaming with friends.
So spread the word! It’s an ambitious project with an ambitious goal, but together we can make The World’s WORST Dungeon Crawl happen.