Dungeon Bastard

Look, it’s well-documented that I don’t believe in role-playing. It only causes trouble.

CASE IN POINT:

Is it ever too late to pick up gaming?

As a PROFESSIONAL ADVENTURE COACH, I issue a firm “OF COURSE NOT!” and give you some helpful tips on how to start.

Back in old-school AD&D, if you rolled a 00 if the very final stages of character creation, you got PSIONICS — one of the most complicated, arcane, and (largely) useless rules subsystems ever grafted onto the game.

So naturally, someone had to ask a question about it.

Want to know how the other half lives?

Well, it’s true — the grass IS greener.

It’s also covered in contact poison.

Sometimes, the DM gives you a magic item SO good, it breaks the game.

I’m here to hit you with the x3 bludgeoning damage of the Truth Hammer:

It’s not the GAME that’s broken — it’s the DM!

Every problem you have with the paladin in your party seems to come down to ONE issue:

What exactly IS “Lawful Good”?

In this episode of Ask The Bastard, we find out.